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You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
— Jeff Foxworthy
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Genies rarely have nightmares, for the same reason that elephants don't usually worry about being trampled underfoot. With the possible exception of bottles, there's nothing in the cosmos large enough or malicious enough to frighten them, or stupid enough to try.
— Tom Holt
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