"It's not easy, though, singing upside down in a headstand on a raised platform with your unfettered breasts hitting you in the chin."

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Many of the narratives can only tend to excite ideas the worst calculated for a female breast: Every thing is called plainly and roundly by its name; and the annals of a Brothel would scarcely furnish a greater choice of indecent expressions. Yet this is the Book, which young Women are recommended to study.

— Matthew Lewis