"All I have to do is be the best Al I can be, because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and, doggone it, people like me."

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As my good friend Al Capp told me a few years ago, the best thing to do with a confirmed [hotel] reservation slip when you have no room is to spread it out on the sidewalk in front of the hotel and go to sleep on it. You'll either embarrass the hotel into giving you a room or you'll be hauled off to the local jug, where at least you'll have a roof over your head.

— Art Buchwald