"Hey, you know what, I've gotta go on that 'Letterman' show. That show is so lame."

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I used to say, 'Man, I think I'd be a really good dad. I'll be a great provider. I'm funny; I'll go on trips with them - I'll do all sorts of stuff.' But the momming? I'm not made for that. I have a really good mom; I know what she put into it.

— Elizabeth Gilbert