Alton Brown Quotes | Slicing a warm slab of bacon is a lot like gi...

"Slicing a warm slab of bacon is a lot like giving a ferret a shave. No matter how careful you are, somebody's going to get hurt."

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That's not a rat, that's my ferret.

— Jennifer Aniston

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Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I'd run.

— Cheshire Cat

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