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"Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death."

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If wishes were fishes, the world would be an ocean

— Jim Ross

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We live in an ocean of words, but like a fish in water we are often not aware of it.

— Stuart Chase

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