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"If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn."

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Those huckleberries in the National League don't want to do anything that the American League wants to do.

— Phil Rizzuto

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All that is within me cries out to go back to my home on the Hudson River

— Franklin D. Roosevelt

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