"I knew her hair and her coloring and her shapes would be different next time, but the way she wore her body would keep on."

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Xylophone is spelled with an X. That's wrong. It should be a Z up front. Next time you spell xylophone, use a Z. If someone says, "That's wrong!", you say, "No, it ain't." If you think that's wrong, then you need to have your head Z-rayed.

— Mitch Hedberg