"A singer can shatter glass with the proper high note," he said, "but the simplest way to break glass is simply to drop it on the floor."

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High school taught me a valuable lesson about glasses: Don't wear them. Contacts have always seemed like too much work, so instead I just squint, figuring that if something is more than ten feet away, I'll just deal with it when I get there.

— David Sedaris