"Even on the Serengeti, it ain't a barbecue if there ain't some kind of beer."

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Marriage is like a barbecue. When you light a barbecue, it's very exciting to see the flames. That's lovely, but you have to wait until the flames have died down. Everything that you want from a barbecue happens on the hot embers. You can't cook on those flames.

— Howard Jacobson