"If I write that it was a cold day, you can be sure I know it was a cold day because Pepys told us."

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You know how you always expect someone to think the same as you and then your like, really shocked when they don't? Like when it's a cold day and you turn to the person next to you and say, 'Its so cold, aren't you cold?' and then they say 'no.' It's kinda like, 'what, are you a communist?'

— Ellen DeGeneres