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— Augusten Burroughs"And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic."
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I changed my mind. I don’t want to be an inveshtigative journalist anymore. I want to be a professional rum drinker.” “There are people who do that,” Duff said. He’d barely sipped his rum. “Really? What do you call them?” “Alcoholics.
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