Augusten Burroughs Quotes | I saw a monkey walking on a leash and thought...

"I saw a monkey walking on a leash and thought it was an ugly foreign child."

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Girl you are a beauty. Well, I am a beast. They must have been trippin to let me off the leash.

— Jeremih

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Ask a glass of water why it pities the rain. Ask the lunatic yard dog why it tolerates the leash.

— Terrance Hayes

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