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— Bill Bryson"Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old."
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There is nothing like literature: I lose a cow, I write about her death, and my writing pays me enough to buy another cow.
— Jules Renard
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I hate sandwiches at New York delis. Too much meat on the sandwich. It's like a cow with a cracker on either side. "Would you like anything else with the pastrami sandwich?" "Yeah, a loaf of bread and some other people!"
— Mitch Hedberg
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