"I love everything about motels. I can't help myself. I still get excited every time I slip a key into a motel room door and fling it open."

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My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Homer, and Homer chose me, so he lent me his name even though I didn't have his blood.

— Beth Ditto