"Hey Dad, will you buy me a flame thrower? Of course not. Don't be silly. Even if I didn't use it in the house?"

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I would like to write a novel, or at least try to write one, although my motives are not entirely pure. For one thing, I get asked about writing novels so much that I feel guilty about never having written one. And although I have no strong desire to write a novel, I would hate not to try. That would just be silly. On the other hand, I hate the idea of slogging through something that turns out to be not good.

— Kelly Link