"My ass is definitely higher than it was when I was 20. This is the thing that people don't understand - take care of your body [and it will] get better! It gets better as I get older."

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I'll miss all my teammates.  I'll miss Elvis (Andrus) and (Adrian) Beltre, Mitch (Moreland), Matt Harrison and [manager Ron] Washington.  To be honest with you, I hope they go 0-162.  I got friends, and I love my friends, but I hope they lose their ass.

— Ian Kinsler