"All that analysis is well and good, but what I need right now is a left-handed batter who can hit the ball over the shortstop's head."

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I hardly ever use pencils. I'm left-handed and it's really messy if you're left-handed because of the graphite smudging. I use them more now than I used to because there's, like, 15,000 pencils all over my house.

— David Rees