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"What would you prefer? 'What did the Count eat today, children? One helpless villager, two helpless villagers, three helpless villagers…."

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Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

— Charles M. Schulz

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Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God.

— Denis Leary

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