"A lot of people think that keying a car isn't the right way to get back at a guy. I disagree."

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I don't write jokes first. I write down topics. I think of what I want to talk about, and then I write the jokes - they don't write me... And even if you don't think it's funny, you won't think it's boring. You might disagree, but you'll listen. And maybe even laugh as you disagree.

— Chris Rock