"Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!"

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That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food when it got to your stomach. Like you could eat a carrot with an onion ring and they would travel down to your stomach, then they would get there, and the carrot would say, It's cool, he's with me.

— Mitch Hedberg