"It's hard not to get down on the government when you see dysfunction play out on our TVs every day. Frankly, sometimes at every level of government."

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, I have a friend living as a woman. But she's almost too "normal," to be quite frank. I'm not relying on her, because "The Jerry Springer Show" has such huge characters. I'm trying to come up with a little more dysfunction than that.

— Max von Essen