"Over the weekend, Vladimir Putin scored eight goals during a hockey game. It happened just after he had the goalie executed."

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When I played in Holland, I always tried to lob the goalkeeper. People used to say, 'Oh, you're always only trying to make a nice goal'. But I said, 'Listen, if the goalie is a little bit off his line, how much space do you have on his left or right?' It's not a lot. 'And how much space do you have above him?

— Dennis Bergkamp