"New iPod. It looks like an iPhone but it can't make phone calls. So its really just an iPhone."

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I wish the iPhone people would design one that's black and has two pieces, and it plugs into the wall and you can pick one piece up and talk into it. I tell you, the whole time I had one of those old-fashioned plug-in phones, not once did I misplace it.

— David Letterman