"I am faced with a bruising dilemma: pay to fix the dishwasher or continue serving everything in waffle cones."

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Surely with as good reason as had Archimedes to have the cylinder, cone and sphere engraved on his tombstone might our distinguished countrymen leave testamentary directions for the cubic eikosiheptagram to be engraved on theirs. Spirit of the Universe! wither are we drifting, and when, where, and how is all this to end?

— James Joseph Sylvester