"My father hauled boxes so I could get an education and earn enough money to pay someone to make me lift weights."

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It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says Hey, you moving? Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign.

— Bill Engvall