Dane Cook Quotes | If you're 1 of the 3 girls in pics with a gre...

"If you're 1 of the 3 girls in pics with a greaseball whose arms are around you at a club you lose at life. If you're the greaseball you win."

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Strip clubs are great places to meet interesting people you only wanna know for about 40 minutes.

— Dane Cook

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Liverpool is a massive club and has obviously been very successful over the years.

— Steven Gerrard

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