Daniel Handler Quotes | Count Olaf sounds like an awful person. I hop...

"Count Olaf sounds like an awful person. I hope he is torn apart by wild animals someday. Wouldn't that be satisfying?"

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Count Olaf certainly does sound evil. Imagine forcing children to stand near a stove!

— Daniel Handler

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