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— Darynda Jones"How would you like your eggs?" I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. "Fertilized?"
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I have depth. I've read Proust. No, wait, that was Pooh. Winnie the Pooh. My bad" Charley Davidson.
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