Dave Attell Quotes | I gotta quit smoking, doctor's orders, and th...

"I gotta quit smoking, doctor's orders, and the drinking, court orders."

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There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else's house.

— Demetri Martin

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Drinking, eating, shopping, revenge, rebound sex, drugs or whatever your poison may be will number the pain - but that's all.

— Greg Behrendt

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