Dave Attell Quotes | You can say, 'Can I use your bathroom?' and n...

"You can say, 'Can I use your bathroom?' and nobody cares. But if you ask, 'Can I use the plop-plop machine?' it always breaks the conversation."

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In the cafe bathroom drinking free tap water Thinking; "Damn, I should've been a better father to my daughter"

— Slug

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But then, like George Michael in a men's bathroom, I got cocky.

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