"Playing acoustic guitar is like having sex with your clothes on. I mean you know how to do it, but it’s more difficult."

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I went to the zoo one day and saw a chimp playing with a beat-up acoustic guitar in a way I had never seen before. Instead of using the pick the chimp was banging the neck and tapping it with its fingers. I knew the chimp was on to something so I practiced this new technique in my room for hours until I'd perfected it.

— Eddie Van Halen