"When Bill Clinton assembled the top minds of the nation to discuss the economy in 1992, no one mentioned the Internet."

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If I make my window ten days for stand-up, the conclusion is that I failed and that I'm not good at stand-up. If I make it ten years - if I just wait - the conclusion might be something totally different. I think it's so cool to do things in which you discover the malleability of your own mind.

— Demetri Martin