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"Martha Stewart is getting out of prison so today the terror alert was raised from orange to pesto."

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(James) Anderson has a gift from the gods: he could swing an orange.

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You know who Boehner is, right? He's that orange looking guy. See, for Republicans that counts as diversity.

— Jay Leno

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