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"One day you're the leader of Iraq, the next day you're being checked for fleas on Fox News."

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Keep your paws off my fiancèe, you flea-ridden stray!

— Michael Buckley

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I wouldn't hurt a flea. I'd finger a spider though.

— Bob Saget

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