David Letterman Quotes | President Obama went to India, South Korea, t...

"President Obama went to India, South Korea, then Japan. He's going to keep travelling until he finds his birth certificate."

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The only name on my birth certificate was Henley, no first name.

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I was an ugly baby. On my birth certificate there was a listing for Probable Cause.

— Ronnie Shakes

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