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"The morning after I had my heart bypass, the doctor called and said, Soon you'll be able to have sex. I said, I've heard that for years."

— David Letterman
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I recently had double-bypass surgery. As they wheel you in, the doctor always gives you a last look. You know that look. That look of confidence to make you feel good. I always say to every doctor, If I don't make it, I'll never know it.

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