David Sedaris Quotes | But I'm a humorist. I'm not a reporter, I nev...

"But I'm a humorist. I'm not a reporter, I never pretended to be a reporter."

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If you don't count some of Jehovah's injunctions, there are no humorists in the Bible.

— Mordecai Richler

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I am billed as a humorist, but of course I am a tragedian at heart.

— Will Cuppy

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