"Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God bless you."

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I was slumped next to him. He didn't pay any attention to me, but kept snickering as he drove. It was annoying. I had PMS and a test this morning. Boy, had he picked the wrong girl.

— Jeaniene Frost