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— Demetri Martin"I learned this summer that peeing in the pool and peeing INTO the pool are very different things. Location, Location, Location."
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I call it 'new forms'. When you're starting out, they ask you to do four or five minute sets, but once you're a headliner, you do like 90 minutes. I try to think of different things to divvy up the show, like doing drawings, playing music... I gotta carry the show, that's the problem.
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