Demetri Martin Quotes | If only loud people were even half as interes...

"If only loud people were even half as interesting as they think they are."

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Two negatives don't make a positive, any more than two half-wits make a wit.

— Neil Kinnock

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I've got another friend who is half-German and half-Polish. He hates Jews but can't remember why!

— Jackie Mason

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