Demetri Martin Quotes | Sometimes it looks like I'm dancing, but it's...

"Sometimes it looks like I'm dancing, but it's just that I walked into a spider web."

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I think it would be worse to get mauled by a dancing bear than just a regular bear because you can't totally blame the dancing bear.

— Demetri Martin

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Someone needs to make a zombie movie where when you get bit it turns you into a singing and dancing extraordinaire.

— Dane Cook

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