"I learned early on that if you don't want your memos to get you in trouble someday, just don't write any."

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I think my wife puts up with me 'cause I try. I think that's all any guy can do is just try. That's right! 'Cause we ain't never gunna get it. 'Cause as soon as we get close you ladies change it. It's like this memo goes out, 'they're getting close, change it, change it!'

— Bill Engvall