"Reduce the number of lawyers. They are like beavers - they get in the middle of the stream and dam it up."

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A child's hope is that your father comes riding in on that white stallion and saves them. You can't make somebody love you the way you want them to love you, it's not a 'Leave it to Beaver' type world. This isn't television. Life's a lot more cruel than that.

— Jake Roberts