"My experience politically has always been that one-word definition of politics: money. Keep your eye on the buck. And that tells you where the American people are going to be."

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This happened to me last week. We're in the process of remodeling our house; we've been doing it for a while now. And we have the painters in, putting sheets up around the furniture, you know? And we have a piano, just a regular, up against the wall piano. One of the painters said to me, "Is that y'all's piano?" I said, "Nah, that's our coffee table, it just has buckteeth! Here's your Sign!

— Jeff Foxworthy