"This is my trademark: I rip my T-shirt. I’m into the whole showing-a-bit-of-chest-hair thing."

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One time a guy handed me a picture. He said, 'Here's a picture of me when I was younger.' Every picture is of you when you were younger. 'Here's a picture of me when I'm older.' 'You son of bit, how'd you pull that off Let me see that camera. What's it look like'

— Mitch Hedberg