"If not for me, the H-bomb would have been developed in Russia first. In the U.S., we'd now be speaking Russian."

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So, apparently, if you are a pre-sentient mass of cells, this country will protect you and your rights to the n-th degree. If you have made the mistake of becoming an Iraqi citizen, apparently we can just drop bombs on you with impunity.

— Janeane Garofalo