"Me, I was waiting tables of 13 and married at 19. I graduated from public schools, and taught elementary school."

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I've been thinking of humorous things since I was... I can't remember when. All the way through elementary school, all the way through junior high, all the way through high school, through college and after college, I was thinking of the same kinds of things that I say in front of an audience now.

— Steven Wright