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"Have you ever thought about toothpaste? Ellen has! And she makes a point about all of the types of toothpaste that Colgate offers!"

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I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control.

— Mitch Hedberg

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There is no dignity in a crying toothpick.

— Obert Skye

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