"Never take more than your share - whether of the road in driving your car, of chairs on a boat or seats on a train, or food at the table."

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I'm onstage for an hour.I do an hour of stand-up. Actually, I do 10 minutes standing up and 50 minutes sitting in a chair. Oh, occasionally, I stand up again to do a dance or put over a song. But mostly I sit down. A great invention, sitting down.

— George Burns